Renewal day is like our version of the purge, where anything goes and the E-Pigs run wild. From building giant statues of themselves to pranking each other with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you witness the hilarious antics of the E-Pigs. Just remember to batten down the hatches and hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy!
Are you ready to navigate through the tangled web of relationships and alliances? Will you choose to side with the ex-wife or the heartbroken Kayla? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.
Join now and witness the epic showdown between a brother, his ex-wife, and his new girlfriend. Will they be able to resolve their differences, or will the family be torn apart forever? Only time will tell on this crazy Minecraft server.
So grab your virtual popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Join us today and experience the ultimate family feud like never before!
Our server is filled with wise players over 40 who have all the life lessons you need to navigate your 20s with ease. From learning how to budget your virtual diamonds to mastering the art of teamwork in epic PvP battles, our seasoned players have got you covered.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the ultimate life hack – respawning in Minecraft is the key to eternal youth! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and never worry about aging again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let us guide you on a hilarious and absurd journey to enlightenment. Trust us, your 20s will never be the same again!
| Server Type | Whitelisted, +18 |
|---|---|
| Gameplay | No teleport, no kits, no advantages |
| Goal | Create enjoyable, toxicity-free environment for long-term play |
| Rules | Use common sense, no hacking, no sensitive topics in chat |
If you’re interested in joining, add .chro on discord and request to be whitelisted. You will be given the IP and invited to the discord server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!