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CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	518459	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Buildings Constructed:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	534	Towns Built:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Mines Excavated:	2490
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.