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Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6749	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Votes:	3262

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	8272
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3940
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1716	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1033	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	3061
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.