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FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Buildings Constructed:	15

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Votes:	7425	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7132	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Farms Harvested:	844	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7651
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Villages Defended:	9

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	225
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4020

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!