Join us and you’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.
We got so many epic players, you won’t even know what hit you.
And the builds? Oh man, they’re so mind-blowing, you’ll question reality itself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!
Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.
Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?
Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.
