online army – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

Allah Akbar, Allah is greatest, BELIEF, Chip, culture, Diversity, Europeans, extremism, HalalCraft, Indians, Islam, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim, Muslim board, Muslim online army, online army, Religion, Server, shariah, Strongest, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Allah is the greatest and Europeans will soon be living under Shariah law. Allahu Akbar!

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Killer State, Kidnapper Capture

abduction, AUTHORITY, Capture, crime, criminal, death penalty, enforcement, EXECUTION, Government, Homicide, Justice, Kidnapper, kill, Killer, law, law enforcement, Legal, legislation, punishment, State

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.

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Pill Popper’s Playhouse

actions, birth control pill, competitive drive, contraceptive effects, contraceptive impact, female competitiveness, fertility, hormonal balance, hormonal contraceptives, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal regulation, interest in competition, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle effects, motivation, pill, playhouse, Poppers, reproductive health, women’s behavior, Women’s Health, women’s hormones, women’s psychology

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.

come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.

so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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Gym_aharh server minecraft

Anarchy, Antispam, Cheats, Cities, Gym_aharh, Minecraft, Plugins, Programs, Server, Starter Kit

Top server for cheats and anarchy a lot of plugins and interesting programs come in and play

Gym3339.aternos.me:13765

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Mico Metropolis 1.20.5

1.20.5, animal, Collab list, Compendium, Idol, metropolis, mico, Micomet, MiComet Compendium II, MOMENTS, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like a total rollercoaster of wackiness? It’s like joining a cult but with more creepers and less sacrifices.

Join us for a wild ride filled with miComet Moments Compendium Spreadsheet (discontinued) – because who needs logical organization when you can have chaos, am I right?

Submit your craziest ideas and creations to our spreadsheet (discontinued) – it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except the wall is made of diamonds.

Check out our MiComet Compendium II – it’s like the sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel, but here we are, breaking all the rules.

And don’t forget to fill out our submission form – because who needs rules when you can have anarchy in block form?

Listen to our epic songs like 不知火建設 1st EP / scrap & build ! (Shiraken) – it’s like a musical journey through the minds of madmen, but in a good way.

Join our collab list and become part of the madness – it’s like being in a fever dream, but with more crafting and less existential dread.

Previous threads? Who needs ’em! We’re all about living in the moment and embracing the chaos. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)

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SisStopperCraft

birthday drama, codependency, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, emotional exhaustion, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, enmeshed relationship, family conflict, family dynamics, partner neglect, personal space, relationship priorities, relationship strain, self-care, sibling issues, sibling responsibilities, SisStopperCraft, toxic behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience all the family drama and emotional rollercoasters you never knew you needed!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get thrown into a virtual soap opera. Your partner’s sister and her partner move in, bringing a whirlwind of chaos with them. From drunken fights to emotional breakdowns, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner becomes the designated therapist for his sister, leaving you feeling neglected and unappreciated. And on your birthday, instead of celebrating, you have to deal with passive-aggressive comments and gift envy. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the drama-filled world where boundaries are non-existent and emotional manipulation runs rampant. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a front-row seat to all the family dysfunction you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own Minecraft soap opera!

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SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

bizarre pet, companion, Emotional support, emotional support animal, emotional well being, EmotionalSupportEnderdragon, Government decree, government intervention., government mandate, government regulation, impractical creature, mental health, outlandish pet, pet ownership, quirky companion, smp, strange pet, therapy animal, unconventional companion, unconventional pet, unique pet, unusual pet

Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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TrumpTakedownCraft

Assassination, attempted, Conspiracy, controversial, coverage, crime, failed attempt., investigation, Kid, kill, Media, Motive, News, Politics, president, public figure, secret service, SECURITY, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

#classified information, Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, Espionage, Five Eyes, foreign policy, global security, Government, intelligence group, intelligence sharing, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, national security, North America, Official, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, White House

omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter

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CraftyCanuckz

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, Diplomacy, Espionage, Five Eyes Intelligence Alliance, foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, news18, North America, political tensions, security measures, Surveillance, trump, united states, White House

so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”

join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server

#Automotive, automotive humor, automotive myths, blinker, Blinker fluid, blinker fluid joke, blinker fluid myth, blinker fluid prank, car humor, car jokes, car maintenance, DROPS, Eye, eye care, eye drops, Fluid, humor tags, joke tags, maintenance humor, prank tags, Server, vehicle care, vehicle humor, vehicle myths

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!

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