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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	717859	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1016

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9072
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

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BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	6152
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	56	Crops Grown:	6731
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8488	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!