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DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	15012	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

10 days, Access, authoritarianism, blocktopia, Censorship, civil liberties, decree, decree signing, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet, Maduro, Maduros, media blackout, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, restrictions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	393498
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeteorManiaCraft

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric entry, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic events, longer trails, Meteor Showers, meteorite study, MeteorManiaCraft, meteoroid analysis, meteors, researchers, Science, shooting lower, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Trails

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	192	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

OtterSMP

Balanced Economy, Cross-Play, Custom Artwork, Custom Builds, Custom Features, custom gameplay, custom models, Custom Plugins, custom structures, Dungeon Loot, Dungeons, Economy, engaging events, exciting gameplay, fair treatment, Large Castles, Ongoing Storyline, Professional staff, PvE, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp, weekly events

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

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Minecraft Civil Wars Server! Where factions battle it out in vanilla chaos!

Access, battle, bedrock, better hosting, Chaos, Civil, civilizations discord server, discord server, English, Event, Factions, get it up and running, Hosting, Invite Link, java, java and bedrock, Java and factions, members, Minecraft, multiple days, Other, Players, Server, Sessions, Vanilla, vanilla with 50 players, Wars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Minecraft Civilizations Discord Server Overview

Server Type	Civilizations
Players	50 (vanilla), expanding to 100+ (modded)
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock, primarily Java
Session Duration	4 hours to multiple days
Language	English preferred
Discord Invite Link	Join now!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Minecraft civilizations discord server.
How many players does the server support?	Initially 50 for vanilla, expanding to 100+ for modded gameplay.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Both Java and Bedrock, but Java is the primary focus.
How long are the gaming sessions?	Sessions can range from 4 hours to multiple days.
What language is preferred on the server?	English is preferred for communication.
Where can I join the server?	You can join using the following Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/tPRxd2BB4q