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CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords

Absolute, boy beard, CREEPERS, CuckCraft, cucks, Eviction, Housing, housing crisis, Indian, landlord problems., landlord scum, Landlords, LaRon, onions, Property, real, real estate, Rent, rental, Rents Due hoodie, Scum, tenants, tenants rights, youtube shorts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Are you tired of dealing with pesky landlords trying to collect rent? Join our Minecraft server where Rents Due hoodie, onions boy beard, and Indian LaRon roam free, sticking it to the landlord scum! Watch as they build epic structures out of onions and defy gravity with their insane building skills. Who needs rent when you can join this wild and wacky server? Plus, LaRon may even teach you how to call yourself Indian even if you’re not. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now!

CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

boy band, CraftyCreeper, Entertainment, korean pop, Kpop, kpop comeback, kpop comeback 2021, kpop comeback list, kpop comeback predictions, kpop comeback rumors, kpop comeback schedule, kpop comeback spoilers, kpop comeback teasers, kpop culture, kpop dance, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop idols, kpop news, kpop songs, Minecraft, Music, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	633
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs instead of boring old PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Creeper. These creepers explode in a shower of glitter and confetti, leaving behind valuable loot like signed albums and concert tickets.

Join now and you might even run into our resident celebrity player, Kim Jong-Craft. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks just for fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join our kpop Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

DoggyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, compromise, DoggyCraft, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, self-care, Server, service dog, social events, social situations, Support, Trauma, Understanding, Wedding, wedding etiquette, well-behaved, well-being

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring weddings where you can’t even bring your service dog to help you through the stress? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all service dogs, emotional support animals, and even therapy llamas to join you on your pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, build battles, and virtual weddings where your furry friends are always welcome. No more leaving early because your service dog isn’t allowed – here, they’re the VIP guests!

So come on over to our server and let your service dog roam free in a world where they’re truly appreciated. Who knows, maybe they’ll even help you mine some diamonds!

FamCraft: No Peace for the Wicked

FamCraft, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family expectations, family loyalty, family manipulation, family pressure, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, Family Values, inheritance dispute, Peace, wedding drama, Wicked

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my fianceé’s family inheritance dispute!

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets the most virtual diamonds! Will the emotionally distant dad finally stand up to his spoiled rotten sister? Will the aunt and uncle retire in their virtual mansion while the rest of the family struggles to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding while dealing with family members threatening to cut off your inheritance! Will you invite the aunt and risk family conflict, or stick to your guns and have a court ceremony instead?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and virtual riches! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world?

GameChanger in Minecraft SMP

#gamechanger, Adventure, Challenges, creativity, Decision making, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, life simulation, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, problem solving, role playing, simulation, smp, strategy, Survival, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Animals Bred:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	9253
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of living in a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes players who dare to challenge it. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

And let’s not forget about the cursed villagers who trade in enchanted toilet plungers and explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join our SMP today! Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

DIYcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

achieving greatness., breaking barriers, determination, DIY attitude, diycraft, do it myself, empowerment, greatest moment, historical event, History, iconic moment, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, leadership, legendary act, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, self reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, taking charge, Trailblazing, Ultimate

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of relying on others to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “fuck it, I’ll do it myself” paradise! Join us and unleash your inner creative genius as you take on the challenge of crafting mind-blowing creations all on your own.

Imagine this: you’re stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a dream. But fear not, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks – the choice is yours!

So why wait for someone else to do the work when you can take matters into your own hands and become the ultimate master builder? Join our server now and show the world what you’re made of – one block at a time!

Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals

age, Ancient, animal, Animals, Birth, birthdate, Birthday, Buddies, Coincidence, Connection, Creature, discovery, Existence, LIFESPAN, living being, Longevity, Mystery, Parallel, rare, synchronicity, Time, Unique, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	980	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic!

BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

canary, Catering, catering business, catering company, catering equipment, catering events, catering industry, catering management, catering marketing, catering menu, catering menu ideas, catering services, catering staff, catering supplies, catering tips, catering trends, event planning, food service, Hospitality, Minecraft, smp, the canary of catering

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6221
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?