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Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

communication skills, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, madness, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, Moids, personal growth, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	9258	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1985	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	968113	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	4914	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Blocky B*tches

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Crafty Goon Squad

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	9614
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!