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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	423	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually players in disguise and the diamonds are cursed with bad luck!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare loot, but beware of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether disco party where the ghasts DJ and the piglins breakdance.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, Server, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Our server, known for its chaotic and hilarious antics, is the perfect place for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking for a good time.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest that grants you three wishes if you find it!

But that’s not all – we also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but… sandwiches? That’s right, our unique PvP mode involves throwing sandwiches at your opponents until they surrender in laughter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have special events happening all the time, like the “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” event where you have to defend your sandwich stash from hungry zombies. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, loot, and sandwiches galore!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

Archived, Collagebaker, ComfyUI Guide, DeDistilled Quants, diffusion, FluxForge Guide, general, Generate Prompt from Image, HunyuanVideoComfy, ldg, local ], LoRAs, Minecraft, models, neighbours, Open-Source Digital Art Software, Samplers, Share Metadata, smp, Texting Neighbo(u)r, Training, Txt2Img Plugin, upscalers, Video Collagebaker, windows

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Free and Open-Source Diffusion models that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old training sessions, we have models, LoRAs, and Upscalers that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And don’t even get me started on our HunyuanVideoComfy – it’s so comfy, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our FluxForge Guide will guide you through the madness, while our ComfyUI Guide will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud of insanity. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Share Metadata, Prompt from Image generators, and Open-Source Digital Art Software that will make your head spin faster than a whirlwind in a desert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most outrageous community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring old zombie, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the fun!

Hima-Ten Minecraft Server

adorable characters, comedy, cute, digital manga, friendship, heartwarming story., high school, Hima-Ten!, Himari, HimaTen, japanese manga, light-hearted humor, Love Triangle, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, online manga, romance, school life, Server, shueisha, slice of life, webcomic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and Himari being cute AF! That’s right, Himari is our official mascot and she’s so cute, she’ll make your Minecraft character blush.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you never know what crazy creature you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built mini-games like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Potato with a TNT twist.”

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Half Gone Minecraft SMP

Barely, coping, determination, Dysfunctional, emotional turmoil, Functioning, half gone, HARD, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, not ending, perseverance, resilience, self-care, smp, Struggle, Support, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1144	Star Shards Collected:	206
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

What is the IP for jacobweeby Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	138
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Towns Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Jacob Weeby is a talented graphic designer and illustrator known for his unique and colorful style. With a passion for creating eye-catching visuals, he has garnered a strong following on social media and has worked with numerous clients to bring their ideas to life. Jacob is dedicated to his craft and is constantly pushing the boundaries of his creativity to produce stunning and innovative work.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., BearLand Project, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, Pirate, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4793	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

amateur models, amateur nudity, amateur photography, Babes, blocky, boyfriend/husband, coerced nudity, consent violation, digital exploitation, Exploitation, forced posing, Hidden Camera, intimate moments, intimate photos, Minecraft, non-consensual, non-professional, online exposure, online posting, personal boundaries, privacy violation, revenge porn, Server, trust betrayal

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must be a naked amateur woman forced to pose by your significant other! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own pixelated paradise while showing off your assets to the world. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

And remember, no faces allowed! We want to keep things spicy and mysterious, so show off that body without giving away your identity. It’s all about the thrill of the game, baby!

So come on, join us on this outrageous journey and let your inner exhibitionist shine in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Let’s get building…and stripping!

Deer Minecraft SMP – The Buck Stops Here

animal rights, Animals, Buck, commercialism, consumerism, controversial, controversy, deer, Ethics, Exploitation, fashion, inappropriate, Marketing, Minecraft, objectification, products, Questionable, sexualizing, smp, societal norms, Stops, taboo, trends, wildlife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crops Grown:	7899	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-deer-sexualization policy! Yes, you heard that right. We pride ourselves on being the only server where deer can roam freely without being objectified by creepy players. Join us if you’re tired of seeing deer in lingerie or high heels in other servers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary tale of a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The llamas were no match for the fire-breathing beast, and the player emerged victorious, with a llama fur coat to show for it.

If you’re looking for a server where the only drama is between players arguing over who has the best pet rock, then look no further. Join us and experience the wackiest, most wholesome Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember to leave your deer lingerie at the door.

Landlocked Country Minecraft Server

Country, fate, fate worse than death, geographic location, geographical disadvantage, geography, ISOLATION, lack of resources, Land, landlocked, Landlocked Country, limited trade, Living, LOCKED, Minecraft, no access to sea, no coastline, Server, surrounded by land, Trapped, worse fate

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Votes:	8741	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old landlocked country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where the ocean is your playground! Dive into our endless seas filled with hidden treasures, underwater cities, and even a secret society of mermaids who will trade you rare items for seashells.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where gravity is reversed, allowing you to walk on the ceiling like a boss. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to hunt down the legendary Kraken that terrorizes the waters, with a reward of infinite diamonds awaiting the brave soul who can defeat it.

So why settle for a landlocked existence when you can join our server and embark on the aquatic adventure of a lifetime? Dive in today and make a splash!