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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3683 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.