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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8280 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1043 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
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