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YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

Adventure, bros, city life, Coolness, Cultural differences, cultured people, Diversity, Exploration, innawoods, Life, life opportunities, Nature, Not born in the Pacific Northwest, occasional spooks, one chance at life, outdoors, Pacific Northwest, rural living, social experiences, Stereotypes, urban living, yolocraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	724	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	374641	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7351
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	New Chunks Explored:	749680

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ores Mined:	3001
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!