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LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	162
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	3442	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	9170
Crops Grown:	8879	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7405	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Towns Built:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!