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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anusAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! -
CraftyFamilyDrama
AITAH, Attorneys, controlled substance, CraftyFamilyDrama, criminal record, deportation, deportation consequences, difficult decision, faithful, family, felony charge, fentanyl, Green Card, home country, Marriage, MINOR, non-citizen, relationship, step children, Support, VisaAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
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YankCraft Minecraft Server
American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraftApart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! -
ConsoleCrafters
childhood gaming, childhood memories, console gaming, console purchase, ConsoleCrafters, first console, first purchase, gaming console, gaming console collection, gaming console history, gaming console memories, gaming console purchase, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, retro gaming, video game collection, video game console, Video Game History, video game nostalgiaRemember that ancient relic called the GameCube? Yeah, well this Minecraft server is like stepping into a time machine and reliving those glory days of gaming. But instead of playing Mario Kart, you’ll be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a llama named Larry. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a pig off a cliff and survived!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your first video game console, look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.