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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5490 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 881 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!