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CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3219	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3946	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	977865	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	799594	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8986	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Animals Bred:	75	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!