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CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1614	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	10

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!