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Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	284	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

FreeAppMagicMC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	118	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7459
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9507
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7909
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!