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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4930 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!