| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6402 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 89 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7092 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 438 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6987 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3100 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7333 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9612 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).
so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!
