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SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP – Day 1 – Thread 5

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	8336	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with events and challenges that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Join us for our Slippy Cycling Edition, where players must navigate through a maze of slippery ice blocks while riding pigs. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic Olympic Games you’ve ever seen. From synchronized block placing to underwater sheep herding, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs through a slippery maze while competing in the Minecraft Olympics? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

OlympicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft! We have events like Creeper High Jump, Enderman Relay Races, and Zombie Archery (watch out for the flying arrows!). Our players train for months to compete in these epic challenges, and the winner gets a diamond-encrusted trophy (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come join us and show off your skills in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Trump’s Casino Chaos: Unpaid Contractors, Bankruptcies, & Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wonder how Donald Trump bankrupted his casinos? Well, on our server, you can reenact the whole thing! Build your own casino, make questionable financial decisions, and leave your virtual contractors unpaid – just like the real deal!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ruin virtual investors, start outrageous rumors, and maybe even build a wall around your virtual property (just for fun, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire – or bankrupt, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

Blocky Redhead Adventures: Where Minecraft meets fiery locks in a world of pixelated fun!

4chan, Adventures, blocky, cultural background, Curiosity, Diversity, Exploration, family history, fiery, Fun, genetics, heritage, Identity, Interracial Relationships, late dad, Locks, Marriage, meets, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, personal history, pixelated, red hair, redhead, redheads, RELATIVES, travel, white woman, world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	585583	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	2907	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3490	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of endlessly searching for your long-lost ginger relatives? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to reunite with your redheaded family members and discover the truth behind your mysterious lineage. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with fiery-haired villagers who share your DNA. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your ginger roots in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NFTcraft: Where Final Fantasy 17 is just a dream, but griefing is all too real

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Final Fantasy 17 is not just a game, but an NFT game on the blockchain. That’s right, you can own your very own Chocobo and sell it for millions in the digital marketplace. Square Enix is leading us into the future of gaming, and you can be a part of it on our server. Join now for a chance to battle Sephiroth in a virtual reality showdown and claim your title as the ultimate NFT master!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8799	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	9137
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	531878	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	632244	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	119
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchantments Applied:	234	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!