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StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	1327
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	850
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2787
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!