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PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Votes:	8029
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8152	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Votes:	274	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1770

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9978
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	6327
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	3802

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	6932	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	2998
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?