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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2761 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 276 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ