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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4749
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1027	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

beauty, Confidence, CraftyCuties, cute, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving kindness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving success, deserving validation, empowerment, nice girl, photogenic, PIXEL, Playground, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

Axed, CREEPERS, Dance, endermen, Good, Good manga, jump, Jump manga, Jump manga reading, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachi manga, KagurabachiCraft, Manga, manga axed, manga axed good, manga axed Jump, manga axed reading, manga good, manga Jump, Manga Reading, Party, reading, stop reading, stop reading manga

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

5.., alarm clock, bedtime routine, early morning, Edition, go to sleep, Help, insomnia, Posed, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleep tips, SleepyCraft, tired, Wake Up

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Crops Grown:	4155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

Adrenaline, AMERICANS, Animals, battle, beat, challenge, Competition, Confidence, Crafty, danger, fear, Fight, grizzly bear, Minecraft, Nature, predator, prey, statistics, strength, survey, Survival, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

Anime, beg for money, collaboration, Content Creator, Donations, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Interactive, Join, join Nijisanji, Live streaming, lols, MoneyBegCraft, Music, Nijisanji, Online Community, SUPERCHAT, Support, talent agency, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉