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AnalogProstateExamCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	85	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7020
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCookz

Chef, Cooking, cooking mastery, cooking talent, CraftyCookz, culinary artistry, culinary creations, culinary expertise, culinary passion, culinary perfection, culinary skills, delicious meals, exceptional dishes, family recipes, gourmet cooking, homemade meals, kitchen mastery, secret ingredients, signature dishes, specialty dishes, unique flavors

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7449
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	903	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you a master chef in Minecraft? Do you whip up the most delicious virtual dishes that make other players drool with envy? Well, if you think you’re the Gordon Ramsay of the blocky world, then you need to join our server ASAP!

We have a cooking competition every week where players have to create the most outrageous and mouth-watering dishes using only in-game ingredients. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula that they can use to smack other players with (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground restaurant where players can roleplay as waiters, chefs, or even food critics. Trust us, the drama in the kitchen is more intense than a reality TV show.

So if you think you have what it takes to become the next Minecraft MasterChef, come join our server and show off your culinary skills! Just be prepared for some spicy competition and a lot of food puns. Bon appétit!

CraftyWars Minecraft Server

Belarusian, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, cross-border dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protest, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign ministry, government statement, incomprehensible, international relations, military personnel, Minecraft, murder investigation, murdered soldier, official response, Polish, political tension, protest, response, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?

But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

PutinCraft: Breakthrough in Ukraine

Breakthrough, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, putin, Putin’s Agenda, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, Time, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like lolzy adventures? well then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see putin riding a giant chicken, trying to achieve a breakthrough in ukraine by building a giant potato fortress. but watch out, cuz the potato fortress is guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes!

u gotta team up with other players to take down putin and his chicken army. but be careful, cuz putin has a secret weapon: a giant ender dragon named boris who shoots fireballs made of borscht!

join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save ukraine from putin’s potato empire! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CameraSurvivorCraft

camera humor, camera jokes, camera survival, CameraSurvivorCraft, dark humor, death, death humor, Filming, footage, funny, humor, ironic, jokes, media sharing, photos, recording, sharing, Survival, Tragedy, unseen footage, unseen photos

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4357	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this legend that if u play on it, u might actually travel to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a zombie army, that’s the kinda shiznit u can expect on this server. plus, there’s hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted loot and secret dungeons that only the bravest players can conquer. so come on, join us and let’s get weird in the world of minecraft!