🍆💦Oldfag Thread Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

30 years old, Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, aging, BoomerCraft, children, college degree, experiences, Failure, growing up, life goals, losing virginity, Marriage, Milestones, Millennials, moving out, Oldfag Thread, owning a car, regrets, Server, success

<b>Are you a millennial feeling the pressure of turning 30 soon? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days of building blocky masterpieces and slaying virtual dragons.

On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

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CraftySibsStealz

career advancement, communication skills, company dynamics, Conflict Resolution, CraftySibsStealz, evidence presentation, family dynamics, Family Support, idea theft, junior developer, manager support, professional boundaries, professional ethics, project manager, project reinstatement, sibling rivalry, team collaboration, work conflict, work relationships, workplace drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of competing with your own family members in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where you and your sister battle it out for dominance, just like in the real world but with pixelated swords and armor! Will you steal each other’s ideas and claim them as your own, or will you work together to conquer the Minecraft realm?

Witness epic showdowns as project managers clash over who came up with the best idea first. Will you escalate the matter to management like a true pro, or will you handle it privately and risk being labeled as unsupportive by your virtual parents?

Join us now and experience the drama, the tension, and the pure chaos of working with family members in the tech industry. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your skills and relationships in the most outrageous way possible!

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BookWormMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, best book, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookworm, BookWormMinecraftSMP, favorite book, highly recommended, literary classic, Literature, must-read, must-read book, must-read literature, reading list, reading suggestion, top book, top book choice, top book recommendation, top pick, top recommendation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to rule over our insane world!

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RageCraft 3000

aggravated, annoyance, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, infuriating, irascible, irate, irked, Irritation, livid, maddening, Peeved, provoked, RAGE, Ragecraft, Seething, ticked off, vexation, Wrath

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a chicken riding a pig. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ToxicCraft: Copper Chaos

ALS, ALS patients, Chaos, Copper, copper balance, DiSRuPtiON, environmental factors, environmental toxins, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, metal toxicity, motor neurons, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuronal functioning, Neurotoxicity, protein aggregation, protein misfolding, spinal cord, synergize, ToxicCraft, toxicology

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds dat will make ur brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory. our players are so pro dey can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.

oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.

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Krafting Pumpkins and Crafting Chaos on PumpKraft Modded MC, now with Fabric and economy!

Chaos, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fabric, Features, Homes, Ip:, Join, Krafting, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Playtime, Positive, Productive, Prominence 2, Protection, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvP, Ranks, RPG, Servers, Shops, Trade

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack Server Name Server IP

Prominence 2 [RPG] PumpKraft pr2.pumpkraft.net

Medieval Minecraft PumpKraft mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! https://discord.gg/pumpkraft

PumpKraft is a modded Minecraft community with multiple servers including Prominence 2, Medieval Minecraft, and more on the way! We aim to provide the best modded Minecraft experience possible, and as such we’ve added some extra features tailored for these modpacks.

Extra Features:

Toggleable PvP status

Claim protection

Homes/rtp/tpa system

Playtime ranks

Trade shops

We always make an effort to keep this community positive and productive for everyone, and everyone is welcome!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the PumpKraft server?

A: You can join directly by using the server IPs provided above or by joining our Discord for more information.

Q: What modpacks does PumpKraft offer?

A: PumpKraft currently offers Prominence 2 [RPG] and Medieval Minecraft modpacks, with more on the way.

Q: What are some of the extra features on PumpKraft servers?

A: Some extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and trade shops.

Q: Is the PumpKraft community welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, PumpKraft strives to create a positive and inclusive community for all players, and everyone is welcome to join.

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RaceCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RaceCraft, Server

Are you tired of building and mining all day in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we host the most epic racing games you’ve ever seen! Race your friends through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, exploding creepers, and even flying pigs! The winner gets a diamond horse armor and bragging rights for eternity. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve raced a chicken on a minecart track while being chased by a pack of wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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ParalympicGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

athletes, bronze medal, Competition, courage, determination, disability, gold medal, Inclusivity, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, para-athletes, ParalympicGamer69, Paralympics, perseverance, silver medal, smp, sports, strength, summer games, Support, Tokyo 2020, triumph

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.

So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).

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CraftyDecisions SMP

achieving dreams, best decision, Confidence, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Positive Change, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, success, Taking Risks

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. Turns out, it was a gift from the server’s magical diamond fairy who randomly drops precious items for lucky players. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden hot tub party where all the mobs gather to relax and unwind. So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the best decision of your gaming life!

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BlockyCircumcisionConsent

adult decision-making, BlockyCircumcisionConsent, bodily autonomy, circumcision debate, consent, controversial topic, cultural tradition, ethical considerations, Ethics, genital mutilation, health benefits, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, legal adult, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, parental rights, personal choice, religious practice, surgical procedure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

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ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop

#Arabic language, ArabianCraft, Arabic countries, Arabic writing, Communication, cultural communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, directional reading, Flipflop, greater than, Interpretation, Language, language interpretation, less than, linguistic differences, MIDDLE EAST, opposite meaning, reading directions, symbols, symbols in Arabic, Writing

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR MINE DIAMONDS WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!

ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚

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New Minecraft Servers

Essential Oldfag Thread Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft: The OG Server

CraftySibsStealz

BookWormMinecraftSMP

RageCraft 3000

ToxicCraft: Copper Chaos

Krafting Pumpkins and Crafting Chaos on PumpKraft Modded MC, now with Fabric and economy!

Minecraft Server Overview

Extra Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the PumpKraft server?

Q: What modpacks does PumpKraft offer?

Q: What are some of the extra features on PumpKraft servers?

Q: Is the PumpKraft community welcoming to new players?

RaceCraft Minecraft Server

ParalympicGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

CraftyDecisions SMP

ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop

Modpack	Server Name	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG]	PumpKraft	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval Minecraft	PumpKraft	mmc4.pumpkraft.net