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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 229 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8006 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 130 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
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