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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9664 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
