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CalmCraft Minecraft Server

best shonen lead, Calm, CalmCraft, Composed, decent fashion sense, helps out in old man’s clinic, male VA, Mature, Minecraft, no annoying catchphrases, no messed up childhood, no weird eating habits, normal life, not an idiot, older than he looks, rational decision making, selfless dream, Server, wants to be a doctor

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool, calm, and collected as Ichigo from Bleach? Look no further! Our server is for mature players who aren’t idiots and don’t have annoying catchphrases. Join us if you want to be a doctor and help out in your old man’s clinic instead of chasing some selfish dream.
Just like Ichigo, we prefer to live a normal life and only do the shinigami stuff when we have to. Plus, we actually look and act older than we really are – no baby-faced players here! And don’t worry, we have decent fashion sense and don’t wear clothes that make us look like we sleep in them.

So if you’re tired of servers with drama and messed up childhoods, come join us where we make decisions based on reason, not emotion. Even if you didn’t like Bleach, you have to admit that Ichigo is one of the best shonen leads of all time – and our server is just as awesome!

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Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Clank, ClankCraft, classic, Entertainment, Fun, Gadgets, Gaming, insomniac games, Lombax, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, PlayStation, PS3 Games, ratchet and clank, RatchetCraft, Sci Fi, smp, Sony, Space, video games, weapons

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

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Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!
Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

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SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!
We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

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NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

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TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.
Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

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MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

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CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

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