Oldak Minecraft Servers

Oldak Minecraft Servers

  • Project2025Camp

    Project2025Camp
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4108
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1971
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 434672 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

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    come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

    CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1913
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

    IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3085
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

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    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

    So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YuriCraft Minecraft Server

    YuriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7668
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

    NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9848
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Farms Harvested: 159
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

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    🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

    So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

    Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

    She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

    So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnReligion

    RespawnReligion
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1067
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mines Excavated: 1806
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 6127
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCholesterolBusters

    CraftyCholesterolBusters
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4534
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

    Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

    Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

    So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

    BlockyWorld Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4332
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 216319 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Villages Defended: 15

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

    PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6008
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7079 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8776 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Emeralds Found: 4100

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

    But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

    So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server

    Rubles & Riches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6716
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where russian tycoons are pocketing $11 billion dividends on war economy boom! we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode like fireworks on new year’s eve! our players are so rich they build houses out of solid gold blocks and ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs! join us and become a virtual billionaire in our insane virtual world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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