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BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	205743	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ores Mined:	2789	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9153
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	219560

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	972138	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7238	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?