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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	7826	Players Killed by Monsters:	3104
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6160	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9778
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mines Excavated:	2498	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
New Chunks Explored:	543433	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	3703	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	New Chunks Explored:	940815
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8536
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!