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HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	474691	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3766	Void Armor Forged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	2886
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

FriYAY Craft!

celebrate, Chill, Craft, drinks, end of week, family, FRIDAY, Friends, friYAY, Fun, happy hour, long weekend, Party, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, work week

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

HagueCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, activism, advertising, air travel, Ban, climate change, conservation, cruise ships, dutch city, eco-friendly, energy-consuming industries, Environmental Protection, global impact, green initiative, HagueCraft, Minecraft, Netherlands, oil ads, policy, progressive, Server, The Hague, Urban planning

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7337
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1541
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

NoKidsAllowedCraft

child-free, controversial, Family Planning, Fine, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parenting, penalties, policy, population control, Promoting, proposed law, public opinion, reproductive rights, restrictions, russia, social norms, thousands of dollars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.