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Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Farms Harvested:	278
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

Action Game, bros, Characters, competitive, Entertainment, Fighting Game, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Heres, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, online play, SMASH, smash bros, smp, super smash bros, video game

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

What are Minecraft servers like GospelCraft ?

BIBLE, biblical, Christian, Christianity, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, FAITH, Fellowship, Game, gospel, Kingdom, Plugins, Principles, PvE, Religion, Roleplay, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Survival, Towny, Worship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

FaithfulMC – A Christian Minecraft server that offers a similar experience to GospelCraft , focusing on incorporating biblical principles into gameplay.
ChristianCraft – Another Minecraft server dedicated to providing a Christian gaming experience, with plugins and features that promote scripture and gospel teachings.
ChurchCraft – A server that combines Minecraft gameplay with a focus on church-related activities, events, and discussions, perfect for players looking to explore their faith in a virtual world.
HolyCraft – A unique Minecraft server that blends traditional gameplay with religious themes, offering a one-of-a-kind experience for players seeking spiritual enrichment while gaming.
HeavenCraft – A server that offers a heavenly Minecraft experience, with themed areas, quests, and challenges that reflect biblical stories and teachings, perfect for players seeking a religiously inspired gaming experience.

GospelCraft.com

ARCTIC

Adventure, Arctic, Community, Cross-Play, Decision making, Discord, Discord link, Dynamic world, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Skills, strategy, survival adventure, survival gameplay

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4194
Star Shards Collected:	163	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.

Stay Connected: Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/BBkXHPyhvw

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.

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Dooby Minecraft Server

Dooby, dooby like that, it dooby, like that, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Void Armor Forged:	22
Votes:	6084	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

#WakeUp, addicted, apartment, Based, Call, disgusted, flipping burgers, hippies, Homeless, homelessness, Job, Kids, Lazy, Leeching, Minecraft, Mortgage, Nazis, neets, parenting, parenting skills, perma-welfare, smp, wake up call, Welfare

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

Odiecraft

commonsense, Friendly, good ping, Google hardware, Keepinventory, max view distance 32, Minecraft, No Griefing, Odiecraft, Phantoms Disabled, Server, sethome command, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Votes:	1843
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

I decided to make a powerful Minecraft server with some quality of life changes.

keepInventory is on, so that you don’t lose items on death. Phantoms are disabled.

Everyone has the /sethome command.

The max view distance is set to 32.

It is running on Google hardware so it should have a good ping.

The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server (no griefing).

Try us out!

odiecraft.com

Winning Minecraft Server

achieve victory, achievement, Ahead, come out on top, Conquer, emerge victorious, First Place, Leading, Minecraft, on top, Overcome, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, top of the game, triumphant, triumphantly, Victorious, victorious mindset, winning, winning mentality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your loot? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re winning! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll automatically be showered with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon to ride around on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the only rule is to have fun and remember: on our server, we’re winning!