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Bean’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2409
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	8876
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mines Excavated:	1857
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

MineLieCraft

inner dialogue, mental health, MineLieCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Crops Grown:	7885
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?

SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	277891	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!

Oasis Nexus: Where dragons roam freely and players beg for mercy! No resets, just chaos and fun in 1.20.6!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	515312
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4516	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores
RAM	DDR4 – 32Gb
Storage	2tb SSD

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms.
What are the server specs?	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage.

KingdomCraft 799 – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ores Mined:	8965	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.

We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring, monotonous Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is anything but tiresome!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!

Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

anniversary, compromise, downpayment, Exam time, family dynamics, financial inconvenience, grading, international vacations, matrimony, May wedding, Minecraft, mommas, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s honeymoon, outdoor wedding, Professor, Save the Date, special date, wedding costs, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, well off

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1645	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!