okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee Minecraft Servers

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

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CraftyF*ckery Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4139	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Potions Brewed:	187
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a house out of rainbow blocks. Join now and see why our server is the talk of the Nether!

ManlyMinecraftMadness

comparison, cultural expectations, Femininity, flavor, gender, gender comparisons, gender differences, gender equality, Gender norms, gender perceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ManlyMinecraftMadness, Masculinity, Men, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, Taste, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	89
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the men are compared to the flavour of spicy jalapenos and the females are like sweet strawberries! why join? because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the blocks light up and dance to the beat of the music! so come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

MemCraft Memory Glue – Stick Forever

Brain, Cognitive, DISCOVER, glue, hippocampus, INFORMATION, Lifetime, long term, MEMCraft, Memories, Memory, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Psychology, recall, research, scientists, Stick., study, synapse

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that your memories will stick with you for a lifetime? Well, guess what? The brain scientists have finally discovered the secret sauce, the magical glue that will make your Minecraft adventures unforgettable!

Join our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the epic quests, insane builds, and crazy events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the top of the tallest mountain on the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and relive your favorite Minecraft moments over and over again.

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404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

as soon as, BIZARRE, cat, dark humor, disappearing thread, eaten, Eats, forum, funny, gets eaten, internet humor, internet phenomenon, meme, Minecraft, odd, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, quirky, Server, strange, thread 404, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

DanganCraft SMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, Experience, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, Resources, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have a knack for building elaborate roller coasters that will make your head spin (literally)?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese, and the only way to access it is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges set forth by a mischievous talking potato named Spud.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	207237
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!

ParalyzedParentPanic

caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, elderly care, emotional burden, family conflict, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, Guilt, language barrier, Long Term Care, ParalyzedParentPanic, patriarchal society, Resentment, sibling dynamics, social media backlash, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum, unplanned pregnancy, valedictorian achievement

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and ultimatums! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Witness the intense story of a 22-year-old Minecraft player who has to decide between supporting his paralyzed stepfather or cutting off his 62-year-old mother. Will he choose family or his own future? Find out on our server!

With siblings who are too busy with their own lives to help, it’s up to you to make the tough decisions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos in this family saga?

Join now for a chance to be the valedictorian of our server and show off your Minecraft skills while navigating through this insane family drama. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience yet!

CraftyChicksServer

#clues, Body language, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Decoding, emotional intelligence, hidden messages, Hints, intuition, Men, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, nonverbal cues, Perception, relationships, sensitivity, Signals, Subtleties, Understanding, unspoken, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5183
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of clueless guys not picking up on your hints? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and finally be surrounded by players who actually understand when you’re dropping hints like a pro.

Our server is like a magical land where every block you break reveals a hidden message from the women of the server. Whether it’s a subtle wink made out of diamond blocks or a secret love note spelled out in redstone, our players are masters at decoding the hints that most men would totally miss.

So if you’re ready to have your hints actually acknowledged and appreciated, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate who can read your mind before you even say a word!

Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	148	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!