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Yellow Girls Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where yellow girls are discriminated against? Fear not, because on our server, yellow girls are not only welcomed, they are celebrated! In fact, our server was founded by a group of yellow girls who were tired of being left out in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with yellow girl power and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of why yellow girls are the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, yellow girls rule the world! -
Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.
Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.
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Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!
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Hunny 500m Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Pls” for more!
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HousePartyMinecraftSMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!
Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!
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BorderBattleCraft
OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ -
PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!