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Yellow Girls Minecraft Server

acceptance, Confidence, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Girls, inclusion, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, OK, positivity, racial identity, Reassurance, self esteem, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, Support, validation, Yellow

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where yellow girls are discriminated against? Fear not, because on our server, yellow girls are not only welcomed, they are celebrated! In fact, our server was founded by a group of yellow girls who were tired of being left out in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride filled with yellow girl power and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of why yellow girls are the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, yellow girls rule the world!

Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	668056
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

Bread, Combat, Crafty, fable, Faggots, Hellscape, hitler, left wing, Minecraft, ngl, OK, PIXEL, right wing, Server, shit heads, tranny, Visuals, witcher

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Hunny 500m Minecraft SMP

500m, Hunny, long tail tags, Minecraft, OK, please, smp, tags, when

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Pls” for more!

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

Attempt, Backlash, controversy, Copy, crazy, criticism, Gamers, Gaming, gutter, indie, indie games, Industry, losing minds, nes classic, OK, originality, Pandemonium, people, Pirate, pixelated, Quality, SNES, Standards, trend

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

Break, care of them, DaddyDaycare, Daughters, going to, going to leave, guys, hey, Kids, Leave, leave daughters, leave my daughters, long trail, Minecraft, OK, please, please take care, Quick, quickly, really quickly, Server, tags, take care, take care of them, V, with you guys

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

BeemrsPvP

Adventure, boss fights, building, Clans, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, Player vs Player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	100
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

CONNECT WITH IP: BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg

BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BeemrsPvP: a server that has a unique PvP system, custom items and boss fights! It’s frequently updated with new content!

We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players.

JOIN BeemrsPvP.minehut.gg

beemrspvp.sparked.network:25543

GreenCraft SMP

allied, Collectable maps, crate keys, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Quests, Dynmap, Events, Factions, GreenCraft SMP, Mini Games, Minigame world, Minigames, Nations, Parkour, Permanent quests, PvP, Quests, Racing, ruins, Survival, union, Wars, Weekly quests

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Potions Brewed:	120
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

-Nations You and 2 other players can create a nation up to 750×750 blocks in size. Nations can have wars in between each other and become allied or take part in a Union. Being a part of a nation is not necessary. -Quests We have Daily, Weekly and permanent quests where you need to complete a task for a reward -Events We will have frequent events (about every 2 weeks) where you can win rewards like crate keys, money and collectable maps of yourself -Minigames By warping to the minigame world you will have access to plenty of PVP, racing, parkour and other minigames -Other We also have Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap and much more, we cant wait to see you here

151.80.47.150:25643

Sprite MC – Minecraft Survival Server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Clans, Community, Donations, Economy, Explore, Fly, Fun, GIF, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Dupe, ONLINE, Pixelart, Play, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, sprite, Sprite MC, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome!

A great adventure awaits you on our server!

Don’t forget to bring Sprite!

sprite.mcbe.in:19131

🌎 Infinity Isles: Where Vanilla meets LGBTQ+ in Minecraft! 1.20.4 Java Server for Adults!

1.20.4, Additions, Adults, BUILD, Community, Development, Discord, donation, Economy, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, Lore, Map, meets, Minecraft, player, Semi Vanilla, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
Community Start Date	March 25th
Age Requirement	18+
Server Location	East US coast
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

Infinity Isles is a 18+ semi-vanilla server with a close-knit community, player-run projects, events, shopping district, no pay-to-win, and active staff.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need to apply on our Discord server. Join the Discord using the link provided above and follow the application process.

Are griefers handled on the server?

Yes, our staff team promptly handles griefers and any damage they cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Donation perks are available but strictly non-pay-to-win. All proceeds go towards improving server performance.

Is the server constantly expanding?

Yes, the server is expanding and will be increasing the map borders with the upcoming 1.21 update.

RebelCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, civil disobedience, controversy, criminal behavior, Democracy, Division, elon musk, Government, illegal activity, incitement, insurrection, lawlessness, Minecraft, Political unrest, protest, RebelCraft, Rebellion, resistance, sedition, Server, social media, tweet, uprising

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

American roulette, BETTING, Casino, chance, Double zero, european roulette, EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP, gambling, house edge, long tail, LOSING, MONEY, Odds, Risk, roulette wheel, scam, single zero, strategy, Table game, wheel game, winning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of getting scammed by American roulette? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like European roulette – fair and square! Join us and experience a world where the odds are always in your favor (unless you’re facing a creeper, then all bets are off).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he was tired of the same old boring servers and wanted a real challenge. So he came to us and now he’s just another player trying to survive in our crazy world.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every week. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your PvP skills and become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of European roulette without the risk of getting scammed. Plus, you might even get to meet Herobrine and challenge him to a duel. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

MineCraftLitLoot

10. Required reading, 11. Book suggestions, 12. Top books to read, 13. Books everyone should read, 14. Literary gems, 15. Books for life, 16. Important books, 17. Books to read before you die, 18. Best books of all time, 19. Books for personal growth, 2. Classic literature, 20. Life-changing books., 3. Book recommendations, 4. Literary masterpieces, 5. Essential reading, 6. Timeless classics, 7. Must-reads, 8. Book list, 9. Must-read literature, MineCraftLitLoot, must read books

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	990673	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Knowledge, rumored to hold the secrets of crafting a diamond pickaxe with just a potato and a stick. But beware, for the book is guarded by a horde of zombie librarians who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pages. So grab your enchanted armor and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, reading is not only fundamental, it’s downright dangerous! Join now and let the adventure begin!

SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5729	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	449
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!