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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8341 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!
So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!