Ointment Minecraft Servers

Ointment Minecraft Servers

  • Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

    Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5750
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

    BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9000
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

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    OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

    SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3650
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Villages Defended: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

    Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

    Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

    WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 3307
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4057 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Love Letters Sent: 17

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    WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

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  • Ironclad Factions

    Ironclad Factions
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6351
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4872 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

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    Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

    IP pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
    Port 25555 (Bedrock supported)
    Discord https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

    About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

    What Makes Us Different:

    Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

    Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

    Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use hacks or Xray? No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
    Is item duplication allowed? No, duplication of items is against the rules.
    Are there any language restrictions? Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
    Can I exploit glitches or bugs? No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
    How should I treat the staff? Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

    Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2814
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mines Excavated: 2109
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

    And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuthanasiaMD SMP

    EuthanasiaMD SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 668
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Ores Mined: 9446 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

    Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

    So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QatarCraft TV Banned!

    QatarCraft TV Banned!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5490
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ores Mined: 5338 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

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    so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SITE-19: Roleplay

    SITE-19: Roleplay
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6886
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 25

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    SITE-19 Roleplay Server
    “SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation? Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
    Is there lag or ping spikes on the server? No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
    What events are hosted on the server? Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
    How can I join the community? You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

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