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BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	975	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	7936
Rainbows Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	931048

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	111
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension Hops:	15
Emeralds Found:	8374	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!