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Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	9513
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Emeralds Found:	3521
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	5864	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	268	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Farms Harvested:	148	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Towns Built:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	352	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132