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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 425 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.
