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ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6654	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mines Excavated:	3445	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8169	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	331894	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	62
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥