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LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4985
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	New Chunks Explored:	572432
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	1606	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!