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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Potions Brewed:	164
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

KinoCraft: Where the memes are as endless as the blocks

blocks, Cinema, Cinematic, Endless, film analysis, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film lovers, film recommendations, film suggestions, KinoCraft, kinos, memes, movie buffs, movie marathon, movie night, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, Recommendations, similar films, Watchlist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland landscapes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant rainbow-colored creepers, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a unicorn, and even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!

vc cs club mc

all ages, club, cs, Economy, friendly community, Fun, mc, MCMMO, Modded, online staff, Pirate Themed, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, VC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Items Found:	5727
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

SMP style modded server with friendly community and staff! pirate themed style with economy and fun for all ages! always online staff

vcccd.ddns.net:25584

Kawaii Samba Craft

Admiration, Affection, affinity, appreciation, Bond, Brazil, collaboration, Craft, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, friendship, global connections, Harmony, international relations, Japan, Kawaii, love, mutual respect, relationship, SAMBA, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Well, strap in because this server is so lit, even Japan is obsessed with Brazil! That’s right, the land of sushi and the land of samba have come together to create a Minecraft experience like no other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly pandas riding on top of llamas, all wearing sombreros and kimonos. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… golden bananas! Because why not, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And rumor has it, if you can find the enchanted jukebox, you’ll unlock the power to make all the mobs in the game break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Thriller”, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Because on this server, anything is possible. And who knows, maybe Japan and Brazil will finally settle their differences over a game of block-building and pixel art. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft, after all.

BullyCraft: The Revenge of the Anime Nerd

Anime, anime references, anime sequel, bad parenting, BullyCraft, bullying, bullying anime, cartoon references, cartoons, classic anime, Grooming, miracle anime, movie references, movies, Nerd, parenting anime, Revenge, schoolgirl anime, Schoolgirls, self-referential, Sequel, slice of life, waiting for a miracle, whacky anime

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we bully is creepers and the only grooming we do is grooming our pet wolves! This server is perfect for those who have experienced bad parenting in real life but want to escape to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic structures.

Join us as we wait for a miracle to happen in the form of finding diamonds in the most unexpected places. Our community is filled with references to classic anime, movies, and cartoons, but don’t worry, we’ve taken it to the next level by creating our own hilarious inside jokes and memes.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where schoolgirls have the power to take down dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination, then come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Sentinel

active server, Community, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Mini Games, new maps, Sentilium, Sentinel, Tower Defense, Towers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Come join us in Sentilium! It’s tower defense but for Minecraft! We have a strong community and an always active server! We are constantly adding new maps and towers. Join us today!

sentilium.minehut.gg

Mallucity

Adventure, alliances, Architect, BUILD, camaraderie, custom events, Discord, hidden treasures, Lush Landscapes, Malayalam family, Mallucity, Memories, Minecraft, miner, MODERN, Resources, Roleplay, rolling hills, secret quests, Survival, survival server, whitelist-only community

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	114132	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Our Mallucity Survival Server awaits you, where camaraderie and adventure thrive. Picture lush landscapes, rolling hills, and hidden treasures. We’ve meticulously curated a whitelist-only community, ensuring that every player is a friend, not just a username. Gather resources, build your haven, and forge alliances. But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts delightful twists: custom events, secret quests, and whimsical surprises. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a budding architect, this server is your canvas. So grab your pickaxe, join our Malayalam family, and let’s create memories together! :herb:

What awaits you?

Whitelisted Community: Here, we know each other’s names, not just our in-game handles.Survival Adventures: Gather resources, build your thatched-roof abode, and explore our lush jungles.

connect with us in discord for whitelist – https://discord.gg/mallucity-822129722024525894

survival.mallucity.com

Ardania VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Social, Survival, VirtualWorld

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Hypixel	Ardania
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Unique features such as two build worlds
– Variety of minigames	– Farm worlds for resource gathering
– Well-established and renowned server	– Currency system, jobs, and shops for economy
– Regular updates and new content	– Ranking system for progression

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large player base.
Which server offers more unique features?	Ardania stands out with features such as farm worlds and a currency system.
Which server has a variety of minigames?	Hypixel is known for its diverse selection of minigames.
Which server has a ranking system?	Ardania has a ranking system for player progression.

DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

Blocky Booboos

blocky, Booboos, coping mechanism, emotional pain, harmful habits, mental health, psychological distress, seeking relief, self harm, self harm recovery, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm healing, self-harm intervention, self-harm prevention, self-harm stigma, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm treatment, self-harm triggers, self-injury, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show (yes, our llamas are very stylish). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (although we can’t guarantee what kind of wishes it will grant).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours (but seriously, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a chicken army?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave (we have cookies, by the way).

Ukrainian Chugcraft – Where Comfy Happens in Minecraft!

Analysis, car bombing, Chug, Chugcraft, comfy, Comfy Happening, DONBASS, eastern frontline, energy infrastructure, Maps, Mega, Minecraft, mobilization law, oil refineries, podcasts, Politico, Resources, Russel Bentley, Russian Armed Forces, SBU drones, SBU officer, Telegram Channels, Ukraine, Ukraine aid bill, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian parliament, US HoR, video archive, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	8241	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with SBU drones attacking oil refineries, liberating regions with the Russian Armed Forces, and even some good old-fashioned scamming by Grisha!

But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!