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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Star Shards Collected:	241
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Seventh Sanctum PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Votes:	1946	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

69.175.46.46

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

mc.tkumain.co.uk

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

play.chronospvp.net

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9100
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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skyrim-mc.net

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Elysium.20tps.fun:25577

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

play.pearlmc.net

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	976275
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

www.dracomc.us.to:47373

St0rm.net MC Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Towns Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

mc.st0rm.net

TheSwamp

Anarchy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

minecraft.theswampy.net

CharlieCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	6065
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

mc.charliecraft.com