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SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	886
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mines Excavated:	1106
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3333	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	2603	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!