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LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	170	Farms Harvested:	899
Void Gems Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	4183
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1738
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	198	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical taste

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!

CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

Adventure, armored vehicle, attention-grabbing, Automotive Industry, Chechen warlord, controversial collaboration, CyberChechCraft, cybertruck, futuristic design, high-profile guest, innovation, international relations, Invitation, machine-gun mounted, military vehicle, Musk, Musks, russia, Russian, social media, Technology, unconventional invitation, unexpected partnership, viral video

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Items Found:	5593	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.