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BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6564
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

pyrakia.com

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1532	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!